All I Can Say is..."dude, duh"

'Ben Weasel' version 2.0 will be a band, but it will be a band whose personnel can constantly change according to my needs and whims; the illusion of a solo gig that masks a legitimate band, minus all the real-band baggage.

...I've been going at this all wrong! New band, schnew band! It's my stuff - why not put it out there under my own name? And the great thing is...when somebody screws up and gets canned, or quits, the fans won't even be able to discuss it properly. How can you complain about someone getting kicked out of 'Ben Weasel'? It's brilliant!

Took the guy 10+ years to figure that out?